Has Anyone Seen Sliced Bread?

Has anyone seen Sliced Bread lately? I feel horrible. The last time I saw him was at a party two weeks ago. I was on the porch going on and on about how convenient keyless entry is and then the words just slipped out of my mouth. Sliced walked off the porch and left the party. I swear I didn't know he was there. Regardless, it was really stupid of me. I've texted, called, stopped by his work but still haven't heard a word. I've said some stupid things in my life, but none like this.